Ding Dong - the Witch is dead Call it a Night, turn off the Light go to Bed... Ding Dong - the Witch is dead (2x) Ding Dong the Witch is dead, I aimed with a shovel and it split her head Ding Dong she cast a spell ah - as far as I can tell that didn't pan out well Ding Dong and Backyard Ball The Whacked will fall with a cracked up skull Ding Dong a Broomstick flew Count down to your impact three one two Now. Land on the moon, hands on a tune mastering a witchcraft, hail to baboons What's that to do with the witch that you've killed ? We used to nail to the cross till we switched to the drill Oh that is absurd ! Yes absurd is the word. You didn't mind absurdity when it first occured What do you mean ? Why you so keen You talk about murder and the the stuff inbetween. Boom - I'm going down the road to nowhere Boom - covered up in cheapskate mohaire Boom - Lobotomized Gibbons on the run Look for direction, tell me that its fun Boom - its actually the choice of nations That mort! al life is built on patience Patience is a virtue kids smack up the witch cause life is a bitch Ding Dong it took a trowl By the sight of the owl I ripped up a towel Swept up the blood with the bare hands of me Crept in the mud and cared to be free Ding Dong you fly no more Bored like before I step through the door Sow back on, preserve in a stitch and ding dong bang and dead is the witch Ref. Beer - isn't that hard to come by Hear Hear... thought you had your engine run by Alcohol refines the blood
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